The Official Drunk Thread

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:37 pm

I found a bunch of kool aid packets in my pantry today - score! SO TALK TO ME IN AN HOUR, GUYS. I'm gonna be drunk off of sugar, powdered dye and water! Shit's gonna get craaazy.
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:39 pm

me and my friend got crazy hyper at work one time off of the to-go kool-aid packs, we were crazy, i felt bad for the customers because we would talk to them in crazy voices and accents, ive never gotten a better buzz off anything like i did off the kool aid packs
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:40 pm

My mom always used lemon koolaid to clean espcaiallty dirty pots and pans. She wouldn never let me actually drink them.
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:40 pm

When I worked at Best Buy we would always be pushed to sell magazine subscriptions and stuff, but I never bothered with it. So one time during the holiday rush, me and my friend drank like 3 Monster energy drinks each and I must have sold sooo many that day, I was talking everyone's head off.
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nothing is going to get better.
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:41 pm

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:42 pm

Godspeed to you blavk emporor.
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:36 pm

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:36 pm

I am very drunk and unprowd. I hat emissplessning fuck.. goodnigh I will play xbox and pray to tom emrporer nightQ!
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:51 pm

PBR ftw

2 nights in a row, pbr has taken over my life. so shitty, but oh so good. college will destroy me, and i look forward to every moment of it

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:01 am

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:32 pm

Me and my best buddy are drinking and we decided we're forming a band. We will be huge. Fuck you.
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:59 pm

man:I'M DRUNK!
woman:YOU'RE ALWAYS DRUNK!

i cant even begin to explain tonight rationally. so there's two chicks, one 25 and the other 26, who really want me. i flat out rejected them on seperate occasions, then got hit on by a gay kid in my program. if that wasn't interesting enough, some spanish guy just threatened to kill me, because he girlfriend was drunk and left outside my appartment building. i give up.

BANNED IN MOTHERFUCKIGN DC! (best part is, i'm really goddamn attractive, apparently.. even though i can;t type. laura spencer FTW!)

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:22 am

If you look anything like your avatar, then I'd say you're incredibly cute. Chicks dig polar bears, go for it man!

Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:24 am

No money to drink this weekend. :'(
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Subject: Re: The Official Drunk Thread Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:33 am

three dollars buys a forty!